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What gay men give to the world.  A-yup.

On the second one.

There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls.  I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.

So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy.  He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag.  And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.

It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby.  Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her.  She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost.  He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.

BAM.  Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger.  He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine.  Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.

The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture.  She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.

Told this story to some guys upstairs.  Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.

Not that that story wasn’t a treat, but I’m honestly surprised the big essay on the post isn’t about how this meme is actually kind of creepy.

^^ yeahhh this meme kind of comes across as “let’s accept gay people because they’re useful to us” instead of just… accepting gay people.

REBLOGGING BECAUSE OF STORY!

kinda/really wanna date the gay avenger

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neeed a guy like this :D

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wHAT

I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE FAKE BUT ITS NOT

IT’S REAL

haha sorry to disappoint you guys but it aint real. they’re actors that look EXTREMELY SIMILAR to them (according to multiple sources on google anyways)

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so kvnbksa told me to revisit the beyonce link and search for a “Ryan Suddeth’s comment. I did. NOW IM DYING BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ahahha omg hHahah tears everywhere

Ryan Suddeth ·  Top Commenter

AHLL THE WERMEN WHO ERHDERPENDERT THERW YER HERNS UERP ERT MER

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You should never tell the internet to not do something…

OH MY GOD CLICK ON THE LINK IM DYING OMG I THOUGHT I WAS DYING HAHA LOOK AT ERMERGERD BEYONCE HAHAHAHAHA HELP OMG I CANT EVEN ROCKET BEYONCE BAHAHHAAH TEARS ARE FLOODING MY ROOM

First world problems

kinda ashamed of myself actually…

I took the first world problems meme into a whole other level…

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wow, that’s alot of snow. 

*FLAIL*

I LOVE THIS ALOT. 

OMG IT’S ALOT OF SNOW

LOL

(for those of you who dun get it, “The Alot is a fictional mammalian creature with brown fur invented by Allie Brosh, the creator of the webcomic Hyperbole and a Half. The creature was inspired by the common grammatical error writing the phrase “a lot” as “alot.” The Alot is often referenced when someone has made the error in a discussion thread to point out the mistake in a lighthearted manner” http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-alot )

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Slenderman Halloween 2012 prank!

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LOL