June 2012
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tomlinsarse:
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all...
May 2012
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I hate nightmares
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Just had one where my friend (who’s actually more like a penpal since we’re practically close friends except we just haven’t met…do people of the new generation even know what pen pals are? Lol) got into an accident while at work because some teenage fuckheads were horsing around and knocked him off a ladder and he ended up with a broken arm and leg. Didn’t...
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rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
I like this artist lol.
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So...
I just got extremely off track and found my dad’s family tree (book)…it was last updated in the late 80s (quite dated but that was the latest edition which my grandpa hunted down in 1990s before he passed away a few years later) but either way…its…VERY interesting…
Traces all the way back almost half a millennium ago.
Apparently I belong to the thirteenth generation...
Anonymous asked: don't tell anyone about tumblrtasks(.)com but i made $400 this week on it lol
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squiiiije:
In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
^^ ROFLMAO
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